September 11, 2009
Where's Nelson Muntz When You Need Him?
My wife saw this poster in the women's bathroom at Applebees last night, following our breast feeding class. She thought it was freakin' hilarious. Probably not the reaction the creators intended, but as dark humor goes, this thing is GOLD.
September 10, 2009
FIRST!
Ryan: Honest to God, all of the pictures and video of women giving birth I've seen over the past weeks, I've been totally okay with.
Caroline: Well, that's a relief.
Ryan: The one image of a baby's first poop, however. . . W.T.F.
Caroline: I changed that diaper. It wasn't that bad. At least they don't stink.
Ryan: Maybe they just showed an extreme example in class. It looked like that baby was trying to re-pave I-90.
Caroline: Which, let's be honest, has to be done.
Ryan: Well, totally, but we shouldn't rely on one baby's bowel movement to do it.
Ryan: WWJFSL? What Was Jesus' First Shit Like?
Caroline: Wristband!
Ryan: Did they have to change the manger?
Caroline: He probably just pooped in the hay.
Ryan: That's such a strawman argument.
September 08, 2009
I Prefer "Fight Club"
Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
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One young person asked the president whom he would choose to dine with if he could make only one such selection.
"Ghandhi," Obama replied. "He's somebody I find a lot of inspiration in.
Me: Lousy answer.
