September 19, 2009

Babby Arrival

After a mere 50 hours of labor, followed by one hour of c-section, my wife and I now are the proud new owners of a 2009 Boy Gender Cruiser. This 8 lb. 15 oz. horsepower human, comes equipped with more tar-like poop than all previous models combined. ...We've named him Aiden Ryan Rhodes, or "ARR" in pirate-speak.

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