Rambling Rhodes

Pretty much

Sleep Humper Revisited

Ryan says: The baby is going with on vacation, correct?

Caroline says: As far as we know

Ryan says: Make sure the B-Man hasn't made other plans.

Caroline says: In our attempt to make sure we have everything for the trip, we neglected to check his sched'

Caroline says: I hope he's free

Ryan says: His sched' still mostly entails eating and pooping, so you should be safe.

Caroline says: Eating, pooping, crawling, sleeping on tummy.

Ryan says: I forgot sleeping.

Ryan says: How COULD I, OF ALL PEOPLE, FORGET SLEEPING?

Ryan says: I'm the Sleep Humper!

Caroline says: Dropped the ball there, you did.

Caroline says: One who humps the sleep.

Caroline says: The Sleep Humper sounds like a misguided super hero.

Ryan says:
You will hear nary a peep,
When I'm about to hump the sleep.

Caroline says: Hey, sleep. How YOU doin'?

Ryan says:
I will crawl, and I will creep,
In my quest to hump the sleep.

Ryan says:
And when the sleep, it has been humped,
The turd I'm formin' shall be dumped.

Caroline says: Or you could be like B and take a big pooper whilst sleeping.

Ryan says:
No sight is quite devoid of purdy,
As when I sit there, formin' turdy.

Ryan says:
If I should take a big pooper whilst sleeping,
Chances are the sheets aren't worth keeping.

Slit Wrists, Nice and Deep

If there's one thing the growing Tea Party movement has done so far, it's exposed how completely out-of-touch and vapid traditional media outlets have become.

And, with growing ranks of students going into the journalism field, it's only going to get worse, because if there's one thing I know from experience, freshly-graduated journalists are ambitious, loud and mind-numbingly stupid.

Ouch.

XKCD.com.