Ryan says: The baby is going with on vacation, correct?
Caroline says: As far as we know
Ryan says: Make sure the B-Man hasn't made other plans.
Caroline says: In our attempt to make sure we have everything for the trip, we neglected to check his sched'
Caroline says: I hope he's free
Ryan says: His sched' still mostly entails eating and pooping, so you should be safe.
Caroline says: Eating, pooping, crawling, sleeping on tummy.
Ryan says: I forgot sleeping.
Ryan says: How COULD I, OF ALL PEOPLE, FORGET SLEEPING?
Ryan says: I'm the Sleep Humper!
Caroline says: Dropped the ball there, you did.
Caroline says: One who humps the sleep.
Caroline says: The Sleep Humper sounds like a misguided super hero.
Ryan says:
You will hear nary a peep,
When I'm about to hump the sleep.
Caroline says: Hey, sleep. How YOU doin'?
Ryan says:
I will crawl, and I will creep,
In my quest to hump the sleep.
Ryan says:
And when the sleep, it has been humped,
The turd I'm formin' shall be dumped.
Caroline says: Or you could be like B and take a big pooper whilst sleeping.
Ryan says:
No sight is quite devoid of purdy,
As when I sit there, formin' turdy.
Ryan says:
If I should take a big pooper whilst sleeping,
Chances are the sheets aren't worth keeping.