Rambling Rhodes

Only a few years too late

*sigh*

My ThunderJournal is currently being comment spammed by some outfit touting a certain hotel chain trust fund skank who has a sex tape online. If you can't be current with your spam, dude, just give it up.

My flexibility. Let me show you it.

UPDATE: It has been insinuated this image has been PhotoShopped. I can assure you it has not been re-touched in any way. This was taken back in July at a friend's cabin up North. There were witnesses. This is one of my creepy, but entirely useless human tricks. I can also still put my feet behind my head, although it's not nearly as easy to do that as it used to be.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Okay, so there's apparently lingering doubt about my actual ability to "walk backwards." I don't know if this will sway the doubters, but the wife snapped this today.

Geodes Take on Sex and Candy

Have you had your multi-fisk yet today?

Once again, Nick Coleman has been multi-fisked. We didn't even have the God-damned courtesty to give him a reach-around.

My LOL Face

I'm not going to link the Fark thread where I found this, for my own reasons. But, trust me, if you find it for yourself, I think you'll agree it's one of the funniest damned Fark threads in ages.

Hype, hype, hyperdrive

My Geode Twin, Caroline, recently asked me what was up with all the hype surrounding the movie "Twilight." I have to admit, until she mentioned it, I didn't even really think that much about it. But, of course, once she put the bug in my ear, I simply HAD to look into it. So, I went to IMDB.com and looked it up, and was confronted with a one sentence description that literally had me LOL'ing, to the point I had to find a secluded spot to quell the guffaws.

According to IMDB:

A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.

That's right; falling in love with a vampire is now a high risk endeavor. And it used to be so innocent and quirky to fall in love with a vampire, before AIDS came along and ruined the whole living/undead coupling thing.

But, I'll just let Caroline and myself do the rest of the tearing down of this almost-certain box office bomb:

Ryan says: I just LOL'ed so hard, I had to leave my cubicle.

Caroline says: At what?

Ryan says: At the one sentence teaser IMDB gives for "Twilight."

Ryan says: "A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire."

Ryan says: Really? That's not a low-risk venture?

Caroline says: I bet her license plate is VAMPLUV

Ryan says: BLDSCKR.

Caroline says: BATTY

Ryan says: Honest to God, with a tagline like "A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire," you know all the hype is just intended to mask what is sure to be a Grade A cinematic stinker.

Caroline says: Twilight: This movie bites!

Ryan says: Twilight: This movie sucks so hard!

AWESOME!

Er, I mean. . . meh.