I broke a toe in jiu-jitsu tonight. Nothing I can do but tape it and limp.
Oh, and complain about it. I've been doing a lot of that.
Ryan says: Although, I've been known to partake in a plug when I'm out partying with the Good 'Ole Boys.
Ryan says: Which hasn't happened since January, come to think of it. Time to organize another poker party, methinks.
Jody says: filthy habit if you ask me but at least it doesn't affect anyone else
Ryan says: Oh, it's disgusting, but if you're not used to it, it gives a killer buzz.
Jody says: that's what I heard
Jody says: I think its even more disgusting when women do it
Ryan says: I've only seen a couple women do it. And, yes, it's gross.
Jody says: ranks right along with women having barbed wire tattoos on their arms
Ryan says: That can be sexy, but only if the woman is a well-established whore.
As often happens when mowing a lawn, my mind wandered to stupid topics yesterday. Amongst said stupid topics was this:
I think the Star Wars movies would have been way cooler had they been infused with expletives. For example, in Return of the Jedi, if Emperor Palpatine had said "Now, witness the power of this fully fucking operational battle station!" I would easily have worn out the rewind and play buttons on my VCR.
I just finished mowing my lawn for the first time this year. So, YAY SPRING!
However, in the process of mowing my lawn, I mowed over no less than five, yes five, volunteer marijuana plants.
Now, I understand that the quality of THC in those volunteer sprouts of wacky weed was probably sub-par and, if smoked, would probably make a person more sick than anything else.
Still, if marijuana in such quantities can establish itself, unbidden, quite prominently in a suburban yard, I gotta say. . . making that stuff illegal has got to be an exercise in futility akin to bailing out the Titanic with a teacup.
That is all.
By the way, if you live in Rochester, Minn., or the surrounding area, and you're interested in learning a kick-ass martial art, I highly recommend my current school, the Mario Roberto Jiu-Jitsu Association. Workouts are tough as hell, but it's a blast.
