April 28, 2006

Random Thinks

As often happens when mowing a lawn, my mind wandered to stupid topics yesterday. Amongst said stupid topics was this:

I think the Star Wars movies would have been way cooler had they been infused with expletives. For example, in Return of the Jedi, if Emperor Palpatine had said "Now, witness the power of this fully fucking operational battle station!" I would easily have worn out the rewind and play buttons on my VCR.

Posted by Ryan at April 28, 2006 09:09 AM | TrackBack

Of course, the way I add expletives to that sentence is, "...this fully armed and operational battlestar, motherfucker."

It's kind of like an ink-blot test, isn't it?

Posted by: Joshua at April 28, 2006 02:21 PM

...er. "Battle station."


Posted by: Joshua at April 28, 2006 02:21 PM

A little Battlestar Galactica on the mind there, Josh?

Posted by: Ryan at April 28, 2006 02:50 PM

Get those motherfucking jedi off my motherfucking plane, motherfucker!

Posted by: simon at April 29, 2006 03:05 PM

Aah, yes . . . I think both of you have been watching too much Deadwood.

Posted by: simon at April 29, 2006 03:06 PM

There's no such thing as too much Deadwood.

And actually, you know what would've been better than Darth Vader's "Noooooooooooooooo!" at the end of Episode III?

"Muh-ther-FUCKER! Goddamn motherfucking piece of shit fucking jedi cocksucers-- FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Padme, fucking fuck shit piss, shit in a bear's ass! Mother FUCK!"

Posted by: Joshua at April 29, 2006 07:14 PM
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