Ryan: Gonna be a hot one today.
Caroline: hot. hot, hot, according to the PB
Ryan: *sigh* I read that.
Caroline: first-class reporting, that
Ryan: They also have an opinion piece written by a "Dick Polman."
Caroline: nuh uh
Ryan: Which is so full of WIN, it's crazy.
The only way that name could be more full of penis is if his middle name is "Cockleton."
Caroline: Or "Wangley"
Ryan: LOLO!
Although, "Cockleton" implies a ton's worth of cock.
Caroline: That's a lot of cock.
And, yes. That's the first time I've ever said that sentence.
Ryan: I'm glad you agree.
You didn't say that to your husband the first time?
Caroline: How do you think he got his pet name, Cockleton
Can I please submit the name Cockleton for your consideration for your son's name?
Ryan: Cockleton Rhodes sounds like some sort of retirement community.
Caroline: Cockleton Wangley Rhodes
Nobody messes with the CWR