Ryan: In the future book you and I are going to co-author, one of the main characters is going to be "Cockleton Wangley."
He'll be a penis doctor researching the condition known as "Cock Blocking."
Caroline: He also holds seminars on how to be a loyal wingman.
Ryan: Ooh, another character! "Loyal Wingman!"
He's a pilot, natch.
Caroline: This book will write itself.
Ryan: Together, Cockleton Wangley and Loyal Wingman will race through the city of Rome, solving a centuries-old Biblical riddle.
Wait, wait! Another character: "Biblical Riddle!"
Caroline: I think I've heard of that story before ...
Can we get Ron Howard to direct the movie version?
Ryan: "Biblical Riddle" would be the perfect villain.
Caroline: They'd have to figure out what happens when splorter meets anti-splorter.
Ryan: His catchphrase before he kills someone: "I'm going to go all Biblical on your ass."
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