May 16, 2008
My Muse Strikes After A Long Night of Diaper Changing
Inspired by this, and a sleepless night of diaper changing:
I wrote this dialogue between myself and a reluctant woman:
I is Ryan
Ryan I is
That Ryan-I-is!
That Ryan-I-is!
I do not like that Ryan-I-is!
Do you like a wad of jizz?
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-is.
I do not like jizz, just mind your biz.
Would you like jizz warm or cold?
I would not like jizz warm or cold.
I would not like jizz; you've been told.
I do not like a wad of jizz.
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-is.
Would you like jizz in a cave?
Would you like jizz during a rave?
I do not like jizz in a cave.
I do not like jizz during a rave.
I do not like jizz warm or cold.
I do not like jizz; you've been told!
I do not like a wad of jizz.
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-is.
Would you eat jizz with Pop Rocks?
Would you eat jizz with dirty socks?
Not with Pop Rocks.
Not with dirty socks.
Not in a cave.
Not during a rave.
I would not eat jizz warm or cold.
I would not eat jizz; you've been told!
I would not eat a wad of jizz.
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-is.
Would you? Could you? During sex?
Eat jizz! Eat jizz! Like Tex Mex!
I would not, could not, during sex.
You may like jizz. You will see.
You may like jizz in an orgy!
I would not, could not in an orgy.
Not during sex! You let me be.
I do not like jizz with Pop Rocks.
I do not like jizz with dirty socks.
I do not like jizz in a cave.
I do not like jizz during a rave.
I do not like jizz warm or cold.
I do not like jizz; you've been told!
I do not like a wad of jizz.
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-is.
Explain! Explain!
Explain! Explain!
Could you, would you, please explain?
What's to explain?! Not in an orgy!
Not during sex! Ryan! Let me be!
I would not, could not, with Pop Rocks.
I could not, would not, with dirty socks.
I will not eat jizz in a cave.
I will not eat jizz during a rave.
I will not eat jizz warm or cold.
I will not eat shit; YOU'VE BEEN TOLD.
I do not like a wad of jizz.
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-is.
Say! In the john?
Here in the john!
Would you, could you, in the john?
I would not, could not, in the john.
Would you, could you, with John Wayne?
I would not, could not, with John Wayne.
Not in the john. I won't explain.
I would not, could not, with Pop Rocks.
I could not, would not, with dirty socks.
I will not eat jizz in a cave.
I will not eat jizz during a rave.
I will not eat jizz warm or cold.
I will not eat jizz; YOU'VE BEEN TOLD.
I do not like a wad of jizz.
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-am.
Not during sex; during an orgy.
I do not like jizz, Ryan, you see.
Not in a cave. Not with Pop Rocks.
Not during a rave. Not with dirty socks.
I will not eat jizz warm or cold.
I do not like jizz; YOU'VE BEEN TOLD!
You do not like a wad of jizz?
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-is.
Could you, would you, during Deep Throat?
I would not, could not, during Deep Throat!
Would you, could you, if it floats?
I could not, would not, if it floats.
I will not, will not, during Deep Throat.
I simply cannot. . . WON'T. . . explain.
I will not eat jizz with John Wayne.
Not during sex! Not in an orgy!
Not in the john! You let me be!
I do not like jizz with Pop Rocks.
I do not like jizz with dirty socks.
I do not like jizz in a cave.
I do not like jizz during a rave.
I do not like jizz warm or cold.
I do not like jizz; you've been told!
I do not like a wad of jizz.
I do not like jizz, Ryan-I-is.
You do not like jizz. So you say.
Try jizz! Try jizz! And you may.
Try jizz and you may, I say.
Ryan! If you will let me be,
I will try jizz. You will see.
*tries eating wad of jizz*
Say! I like a wad of jizz!
I do! I like jizz, Ryan-I-is!
And I would eat jizz during Deep Throat.
And I would eat jizz if it floats.
Please, please let me explain.
I'd eat jizz during sex. And with John Wayne.
And in the john. And in an orgy.
Jizz is so very good, you see!
So I will eat jizz with Pop Rocks
And I will eat jizz with dirty socks.
And I will eat jizz in a cave
And I will eat jizz during a rave.
And I will eat jizz, warm OR cold
Say! I will eat jizz! I'VE BEEN SOLD!
I do so like a wad of jizz!
Thank you! Thank you, Ryan-I-is!
Stumble It!
