Rambling Rhodes

tigers are really pretty in pictures, but jesus christ if you get really close to one of them they're scary as hell. they have a definitive air of malintent, and super big paws. 3.3 meters in length, not including tail and 1000kg? yikes! http://www.abf90.dial.pipex.com/bco/fact1.htm .
the largest cat in the world will chase you.

I've seen them up close, leblanc. It takes you by surprise. I actually saw the lion that was the model that was "Scar" in "The Lion King." The woman that had him invited me in the cage to pet him. I very politely, and terrifyingly, declined. F*cker was huge, and when he rubbed up against her, basically knocked her around like a toy.

But the lion and tiger kittens? Holy crap, they're the cutest things on the planet. You pet them for a half hour, you can't imagine they're killers.

The real question is whether or not we are going to be punished by a picture of the dirty mushroom in front of it.
If so, please warn us mmkay?

The mushroom strikes without warning for maximum effect. Do not ever look in the mirror and say Dirty Mushroom three times or the mushroom will appear immediately and demand sacrifice.

In regards to tigers, is it China or Japan that treats the tiger penis like a delicacy? Either way, eww. Beautiful and incredibly powerful cats!

I’m sure it’s not true! If it was, nothing lake that would have been posted! It sounds so weird! I doubt that anyone would ever believe it!