March 29, 2004

Dirty Mushroom


Did this work? Can you see my ass?

UPDATE: And, and to you people who are using the hand curser to poke at my bung hole. . . THANKS! Harder! Do it! That's it! Push it!

Posted by Ryan at March 29, 2004 11:35 AM


Posted by: Ryan at March 29, 2004 11:44 AM

I'm not so sure I'd describe that as sweet.

I'm just saying...

Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2004 11:58 AM

oh my... blogging will never be the same. The smoking hot hunk can post pictures... I'm sure this is only the beginning of what we can expect on your new blog.

Btw - welcome to the real world of blogging!

Posted by: D at March 29, 2004 12:05 PM

What happened to your mustache?

Posted by: Madfish Willie at March 29, 2004 12:11 PM

Not only can I see your ass, I can also see the unforgivably tacky picture of a tiger you have on the wall next to your ass.

Ryan, I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to be completely honest with me: do you have a poster of an American fighter jet on your wall? Extra points if it's the F-14 Tomcat, with special "exploded" diagram of weapon attachments and options.

Posted by: Joshua at March 29, 2004 12:11 PM

I'm sorry to report, Joshua, that I have no other pictures except for the tiger one. I'm thinking I should frame the ass picture and hang it, though, because I think it has a sort of Salvadore Dali surrealism to it.

Posted by: Ryan at March 29, 2004 12:14 PM

I was personally gonna ask that you please remove the tiger picture from inclusion in any further pictures you want to show of "the moon."

Posted by: Tiger at March 29, 2004 12:15 PM

Oops, the link in the previous comment is dead. OoX

Posted by: Tiger at March 29, 2004 12:16 PM

I have this mad desire to snap the elastic waistband of your underwear.

Posted by: D at March 29, 2004 12:55 PM

i love tigers, don't get me wrong. but that picture - and the cheap plastic frame - is seriously tacky in that suburban tract home kind of way.

your ass needs to be waxed.

Posted by: leblanc at March 29, 2004 01:03 PM

Okay, see, the thing about that tiger picture is this: up yours. Okay, I'm kidding. When I bought that picture, back when I was 23 or 24, I can't remember which, I did so using a gift certificate I was "awarded" from my job at the time. It was for a whopping $40, so I had to be pretty frugal with my choice of art, such as it is. Granted, the picture more than likely won't be featured prominently in my new house or anything, and will probably be destined to adorn some basement wall at some point in the future, but I genuinely like the tiger picture itself. Jeez, so much discussion over the tiger picture when you have a hairy ass crack staring out at you.

Posted by: Ryan at March 29, 2004 01:15 PM

Love blue undies.

Posted by: Tiffani at March 29, 2004 01:38 PM

I shiver,silently....I SO not see that!

Posted by: LW at March 29, 2004 02:08 PM

MY question is... WHO THE HELL TOOK THAT?

And holy shit is that funny!

Posted by: Joseph at March 29, 2004 07:11 PM

Oh great. Now I need another year in therapy. Thanks dude!

Posted by: Layne at March 30, 2004 06:09 AM

Ryan, were you ever in prison? Do you want to be?

Posted by: Anna at March 30, 2004 06:29 AM

At least there's no spreading, and thus no danger of fixating. And I think everyone's talking about the tiger *because* there's a hairy ass crack staring at us. Oh my god what is tha...hey! Look at that tiger over there!

Posted by: Chaz at March 30, 2004 10:58 AM

"and to you people who are using the hand curser to poke at my bung hole. . . THANKS! Harder! Do it! That's it! Push it!"

Coming from someone who days ago was talking about not being able to handle a finger in the chute, it sounds like your horizons are expanding. Careful, or you may wake up with a horrible headache and a butt plug up your ass. -Paul

Posted by: Paul.S at March 30, 2004 05:25 PM

excellent. My supervisor's supervisor's supervisor walked in to ask me a question just as I was looking at this. Thank you

Posted by: tim at March 30, 2004 07:07 PM

That's a luscious lickable buttcrack. Could you spread it wider for us? Is there a furry forest in there?

Posted by: cythera at September 16, 2004 03:00 PM
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