May 09, 2006

Spammers. . . I hate those guys

Man, my comments were just slammed by spam awhile ago. Like, to the tune of 30+ spams left in my comments in just under an hour.

It would be interesting to see the level of hell devoted to spammers. I'm sure Satan has put a lot of fiendish thought into the manner of eternal torture he has in mind for those buttholes. I'm thinking they should be afflicted with a worst case scenario related to whatever product they may have been pushing in the living world.

For example, there could be an area where people just grow outrageously huge penises--like, four feet long or so--and then pass out from the lack of blood to the head. Then, when they come to, the process begins all over again. There they are, destined for an eternity of watching their cocks swell to four feet in less than an hour, all the while feeling more and more woozy until they pass out. THAT'S Satanic justice!

Posted by Ryan at May 9, 2006 01:21 PM | TrackBack

Thirty? Shit, dude. I've been hit by a couple hundred at a go. It hasn't really happened like that since I installed MT-CLOSE, but before I had that I used to have to spend HOURS using Blacklist to sweep spams off in batches of 50.

Posted by: Joshua at May 9, 2006 02:18 PM

I've been getting them in my Trackbacks lately. I've tweeked my code to look for certain keywords and not publish them, but they didn't stop. My latest change is that if one of the words is found I return an error code in the trackback xml response - the flow has finally subsided.

Posted by: MojoMark at May 9, 2006 03:26 PM
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