Rambling Rhodes

Where have you been for the last 20 years? That's around how long it's been since this phot first did the rounds. You know the guy doing the squeezing? Thats none other than Vinnie Jones, former Millwall nutjob and now failed Hollywood bit-part loser. Shame, cos he was such a good actor . . .

Well, we Americans, not being too keen on soccer and all, aren't all that well-versed on the history of the sport. I figured it was a pretty old picture, but I saw nut-smashing, so I thought it was funny.

Failed how, Simon? He's been in over 20 movies already, has several in filming or post-production as we speak. If that's failure in Hollywood, I'll take it.