July 15, 2005

As Promised. . . CATblogging!

For the occasional sport, and of course for the sake of high art, my girlfriend and I put Kit and Kat in trees, and then she takes pictures of them. Featured here is Kit. He's about as smart as he looks in this picture which, as you can tell, isn't very.


On the flip side of the coin, here we have Kat. He's only slightly smarter than Kit, by which I mean Kat has never peed on me, whereas Kit has. Kat is also strangely photogenic, owing probably to his black fur and white "socks." Come on, admit it, you secretly want to pet him.


Kit and Kat will be one year old sometime later in August. Gifts are accepted, particularly expensive ones. Both cats are experienced automobile drivers, and I heard Kat the other day mewing something about really wanting a Chrysler PT Cruiser convertible. It was either that, or he coughed up a hairball. Whatever the case, if there's a PT Cruiser Convertible in my driveway sometime on or around August 21st, in my name, I'll be sure to transfer the title over to Kat as soon as possible, and I thank you, in advance, for the kind gift.

Posted by Ryan at July 15, 2005 12:01 AM | TrackBack

I'd buy that PT cruiser for them, I really would, they are so lovable. Unfortunately my pet ran away to another family, clearing out the bank account and stealing my favorite necklace to boot.

Can you believe it?

Posted by: Rachel Ann at July 15, 2005 12:11 AM


What's next, a picture of your beautiful grandaughter? Maybe some of your knitting projects?

Jesus fuck, dude. Get a grip.

Posted by: Joshua at July 15, 2005 01:12 AM

That's Joshua's way of saying, "Awwwwwwwww!"

Posted by: Rya at July 15, 2005 08:21 AM

You let them hang out in trees? No wonder they're so cool about knocking over twigs.

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at July 15, 2005 10:51 AM

KITTIES!!! I love them. When I get old, I'm gonna be one of those weird old ladies with 27 cats in her house and all the neighborhood kids are scared of her because they think she's a witch!

Have you seen mine? http://pancakes.blogspot.com/herc.jpg

Posted by: Tammy at July 15, 2005 10:02 PM

I really would buy you a PT Crusier, but man if I buy anything other than a Ford I would be toast.

Posted by: Machelle at July 18, 2005 12:53 PM
Post a comment

Remember personal info?

StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!