June 05, 2002

A True Blogger Flows With

A True Blogger Flows With the Text, Yes?
Forgive the Yoda speak. It's Wednesday, my column writing day, and here I sit yet again without ideas. Actually, my column ideas tend to wane the longer I wait for newspapers to send me a check. It's been about two and a half months since I received my last check so, even though it will be a whopping cash influx when it does arrive, I just don't feel the incentive to be wildly creative. Show me the money! Ah, greed, where would I be without you?

For some reason, the term "identity theft" is very amusing to me. I know, I know, it's actually a very serious problem in today's Internet world, but the concept is entertaining. Imagine waking up, and you have no idea who you are, like amnesia. Your window is broken, there are footsteps leading to your bed, and your head hurts. There can be no doubt about it: you're a victim of identity theft.

Motorcycle Common Sense
Mark G. says:
I had to order a new back tire for my bike last night :(
Mark G. says:
ran over something and put a huge slice in it
Mark G. says:
thank god it didnt blow out on me
Ryan says:
You know what would put your mind at ease about that? Let's say you were using a vehicle that had, oh I don't know, four tires. So, when one blows, you have three more to count on. I know, only in a perfect world would such a vehicle exist, but that would solve that problem.
Mark G. says:
Mark G. says:
nice reply
Mark G. says:
can alway count on you

Posted by Ryan at June 5, 2002 10:39 AM
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