Rambling Rhodes

The Meaning of Ryan Thanks

The Meaning of Ryan

Thanks to the Two Kims and Erik for pointing me here. Go ahead. I dare you to find out what your name means. Here's my synopsis, with paranthetical asides provided by me.

Ryan:

Your first name of Ryan has given you a very practical, hard-working (*cough, cough* BULLSHIT! *cough, cough*), systematic nature. Your interests are focused on technical (I'm a technical writer, so that's kinda freaky), mechanical, and scientific things, to the exclusion of interests of an artistic, musical, or social nature. You have a rather skeptical outlook on life (Me?) and rather materialistic standards (gimme, gimme, gimme!). In reaching your goals, you are very independent (yes, but only because everybody else does things so wrong) and resourceful, patient and determined. You can be so very positive and definite in your own ideas and opinions that others sense a lack of tact and friendliness in your manner of expression (Me?). You are inclined to be rather demanding and self-centred in your personal wants, and your own desires can be so overriding that you fail to recognize or appreciate the feelings, opinions, or desires of others (Others? Who needs others when I have me?). As a consequence, difficulties in relations within the family or with close associates can arise. Weaknesses in the health centre in the head, and in the stomach and intestinal organs (But not the penis, thank Heavens).