November 16, 2004



Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Hardees' new Monster Thickburger, a 1,400 calorie gut bomb with 107 grams of fat. Holy gross.

Posted by Ryan at November 16, 2004 11:33 AM

I'm getting gut-rot just looking at it..... ugghh, excuse me while I go vomit up my lunch.

Posted by: Rick at November 16, 2004 12:10 PM

If by "gross" you mean "delicious".

Posted by: David Grenier at November 16, 2004 01:09 PM

Yeah, I could go for two of those as I drive around town in my CXT mega truck with my boob implanted trophy wife while stroking my brand new stainless steel 12 gauge pump shotgun.

Oh yeah!

I like the Carl's Jr. Six Dollar Burgers and they doubled up those too but I don't think I'll try one of those either.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at November 16, 2004 02:33 PM

Oh yeah, by the way, this burger is Atkins Friendly! Which should tell you just how freaking stupid that diet fad really was.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at November 16, 2004 02:34 PM

I wonder what the compression rating on that lower bun is.

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2004 02:46 PM

The worst part is how much I salivated prior to analyzing what I was truly looking at.... I mean, its a 2/3 lb burger right? Doesn't Fuddruckers serve a 1 lb bacon cheeseburger? I'd be curious to see the nutritional stats on that sucker too!

Posted by: allie at November 16, 2004 03:18 PM

2/3 lb. just in the beef, allie. There's another 1/3 lb., easily, in the cheese and bacon and the (no doubt) grease-soaked lower bun.

Posted by: Ryan at November 16, 2004 03:29 PM

We have a burger joint in Nashville that serves 72oz burgers. I told a friend that when I graduated from high school, I would celebrate by eating one... and die.

Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to.

I guess this will be my goal over Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Tammy at November 16, 2004 03:44 PM

Next up: deep fried Big Macs.

Posted by: seed at November 16, 2004 04:50 PM

My favorite thing is that it looks like it's attacking the camera.

Posted by: Joshua at November 16, 2004 05:59 PM

My heart just gagged.

Posted by: Lily at November 16, 2004 09:06 PM

Man, that's twice the cals of a Double-double. Pretty interesting that if you add in the shake, you double your caloric intake, approaching the Monster value. I'd rather have the Monster.

Posted by: Dylan at November 16, 2004 11:09 PM
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