March 20, 2009

Geode Twins: Not Dead Yet!

Caroline says: So why do you get to work so early, Oh one who would hump sleep if he could?

Ryan says: A desire to look busy.

Caroline says: Right on

Ryan says: I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how one could physically hump sleep.

Caroline says: Time well spent, really.

Ryan says: Because once I figure that out, I'll be able to bottle that shit and make a fortune.

Caroline says: "Sleep Humper: The Fragrance"

Ryan says: "Honey, be sure to pick up a bottle of 'Hump Sleep.'"

Ryan says: Actually, I like "Sleep Humper" better.

Caroline says: That's what she said.

Ryan says: Won't be in copyright wars with "Hump Catting."

Caroline says: Wow. Hump Catting. Blast from the past.

Ryan says: Bear Blasting!

OBSCURITY POINTS: Readers earn 75 Obscurity Points for knowing where "hump catting" and "bear blasting" come from. You'll also be blessed with 400 babies!!!

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March 15, 2009

Transitionary Baby

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I was born in 1975, an uncertain time in photography, when some people still had legacy cameras only capable of black and white. My parents were "some people." Oh, sure, they had a color camera as well, but black and white really brought out the nudity images. I was a scrawny baby, as you can see here.

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