January 30, 2009

Color me Unimpressed

I find it odd, with all the breathless reporting about the impending "stimulus," no one really seems to know or report on what the hell it's supposed to do, or why. It's just this huge chunk of money that we've apparently just been sitting on. Am I wrong in thinking it's just a collossally bad idea?

I mean, I hope I'm wrong. If it passes, I hope the ground opens up and puppies and kittens spill out across the land, but at its core it just seems like it's destined to create sky high inflation.

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January 29, 2009

Random Thursday!

Caroline says: How totally awesome is the picture that accompanies this article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28916090/

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Ryan says: Going. . . down?

Caroline says: Which level is the frozen one again?

Ryan says: That's a pretty graphic image, really. Hilarious and awesome, yes, but graphic.

Caroline says: Right? Seriously

Ryan says: Subway? Or Sub-zero level?

Caroline says: I actually said "Holy shit!" out loud. (HSOL)

Caroline says: Next floor: women's lingerie

Caroline says: Um. Want to hear something kind of scary in a brain-wavey kind of way?

Ryan says: I'm not sure, but shoot.

Ryan says: I love that you got the Aerosmith reference.

Caroline says: I've been singing "Dick in a Box" since this morning and I just saw your Twitter update from 39 minutes ago.

Ryan says: And I had no idea why that popped in my head, either.

Caroline says: Love in an Elevator: Fuck Yeah!

Caroline says: That's ... weird.

Caroline says: I almost put it as my FaceBook status this morning, but opted not to.

Ryan says: HA!

Ryan says: I think it pooped in my head because my cubicle neighbors were talking about Rachel Dratch, for some reason.

Caroline says: POOPED!

Caroline says: Best. Typo. EVAR.

Ryan says: Hrm. *embarrassed*

Ryan says: Most non-sensical thing ever written, starting in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .

Ryan says: Dick in a Box pooped in my head.

Caroline says: "Things I Say When I'm Drunk" for 1,000 please, Alex,'

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For the Record

If Twitter is to be believed, and I have no reason to doubt a medium consisting of 140 characters or less, this winter has so far been the coldest in 15 years, at least in this corner of Minnesota.

So, yeah, global climate warming change? You can just go eat a cock.

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January 28, 2009

Just so we're clear

There's nothing necessarily wrong about being a smug sleazeball. Now, if you're a sleaze smugball, on the other hand. . .

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January 27, 2009

That new gi smell

Well, having burned through the knees of my Double Dragon jiu-jitsu gi, last night I bought my fourth gi in 3.5 years of training(a Hsu gi, which is fun to say. I'm thinking that I should invest in jiu-jitsu gi companies because, man, they're kinda spendy and they rarely last a full year.

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