March 21, 2012

Short, Sweet and Hellbound

Ryan: I'm going to hell, in case you didn't know already.

Caroline: That was solidified a looooooooooong time ago

Ryan: I just saw a guy drive by in a pickup, and he was missing his left arm at the elbow, but he had his arm stump propped up on the open window, and I was laughing as I thought he should be careful or he'll get "farmer's stump tan."

STUMP POETRY:

And the stump, it was propped. Oh, yes, propped the stump was.
Why was it propped? The stump was propped, just because.

When properly propped, a propped stump looks quite proper.
When improperly propped, a propped stump's a jaw dropper.

With a dropped jaw and propped stump, people just stop and stare.
Propped stumps and dropped jaws, just aren't seen everywhere.

Posted by Ryan at March 21, 2012 02:16 PM | TrackBack
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