October 21, 2009

Googlin' The Cougar

Ryan: I love that one hair color commercial where two of the same guy is sitting on a couch, one with super gray hair, the other with super dark hair, and there's a cougar therapist.

Ryan: That sentence almost looks like English.

Caroline: I was gonna say ... My favorite is "... and there's a cougar therapist."

Ryan: But you knew what I meant, so. . .

Caroline: You know what I thought of this morning? Goodbye Horses.

Ryan: YES! Good Bi-Horses!

Caroline: I have no idea why. I thought about it and I giggled when I remembered you playing it during the edit meeting and someone thought it was bad hold music.

Ryan: Someday, that one former co-worker of ours will be the worst cougar in the world.

Caroline: Isn't the definition of cougar "a hot older woman"? I don't think she's going to be a cougar at all.

Ryan: I always thought it meant an older woman who trolled for younger males.

Caroline: Hmmmm. Let's GOOGLE THAT SHIT

Ryan: "An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together."

Caroline: Hi, urban dictionary.

Ryan: I KNEW you were there, too.

caroline: I knew you knew. So I think it's a little bit of both of our own definitions. And 35+? That seems a bit young

Ryan: Just a bit young.

Caroline: I wonder if they make hallmark cards for that.

Ryan: "You may think of yourself as an aging booger, but some men see you as a raging couger."

Caroline: Hemingway?

Ryan: Pure Rhodes.

Caroline: I mix them up all the time.

Ryan: I read that IM in the voice of "Flo" from the Progressive Insurance commercials.

Caroline: That's what I was going for.

Ryan: Now she's a cougar.

Caroline: But she's young! What is happening in this world??!

Ryan: She's 39.

Caroline: You're such a shit googler.

Ryan: No. I just remembered her real name is "Stephanie Courtney" because of the rule: Never trust someone with two first names.

Ryan: The best part about Googling "cougars," was all the cougar pictures.
-Snort- Cougar Googlin'. "Dude, last night, I was totally googlin' this cougar."

Caroline: Googlin' Cougars sounds like the name of a country band made up of 35+ y/o women.

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