Ryan: Internet ads have become even more annoying than the pop-up era.
Caroline: yeah, I hate the ones that take over the screen
Ryan: I KNOW, RIGHT?!
Caroline: I get so PISSED. F U, weather.com. I don't need this
Ryan: You sit there for five seconds looking for the x close button that doesn't exist.
Caroline: If anything, it makes me NEVER want to try Mentos gum.
Ryan: Mentos has a GUM?!
Caroline: And an annoying ad for it.
Ryan: Is the gum still capable of giving liter bottles of pop a ten foot orgasm?
Caroline: That was probably info in the ad, but I clicked it off.
Ryan: I'm glad I don't have to stick a Manpon applicator up my wang hole.
Caroline: Yeah you are.
Ryan: I think I speak for most men on that.
Caroline: I think you'd be an interesting choice as the "most men" spokesperson.
Ryan: If by "interesting" you mean, "perfect."
Caroline: Aren't those words interchangeable?
Ryan: Nope. "She has a perfect ass" sums it up.
Caroline: Butter face is interesting.
Ryan: "She has an interesting ass," leaves a lot of room for deliberation.
Posted by Ryan at June 29, 2009 01:24 PM | TrackBack
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