Bangkok, Oriental setting
And Carradine don't know what Carradine is getting
The creme de la creme's on the window drapes
All are wondering why Dave missed dinner.
Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
During asphyxiation, time has no limit
All change -- don't you know that when you
Wank at this level, death's on the menu
It's icy hand -- or a filled up penis -- or hangings -- or --
or "OH" face!
One night in Bangkok and you're privately cloistered
The drapes have drawstrings that fit your neck to a "T."
You'll reach orgasm, and blow your oyster
And if you're lucky you won't die on me
Lack of O2, you can barely breathe.
This wank's very unlike another
When your neck's drawn tight with a drawstring, brother
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at your wang, and it's the last thing you see.
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one hanging, masturbating, slowly dying --
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Surely beats dying in your hotel room suite
Get Tied! You're just another tourist,
And your final move was not the purest.
You got your kicks at about the waistline, sunshine.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between death and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the kinky guys tumble
Can't be too careful keeping yourself company
Lack of O2, you can barely breathe.
No one's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of neck muscle fitness
Your grip's more than would be expected
On something so old, yet still erected.
And thank God you were only wanking at the time -- controlling it --
I don't see other guys rating
The kind of wank you're contemplating
He'd let you watch, he would invite you
But the technique he uses would not excite you
So you better go back to your Web porn, your magazines, your DVDs --
One night in Bangkok and you're privately cloistered
The drapes have drawstrings that fit your neck to a "T."
You'll reach orgasm, and blow your oyster
And if you're lucky you won't die on me
Lack of O2, you can barely breathe.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between death and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the kinky guys tumble
Can't be too careful keeping yourself company
Lack of O2, you can barely breathe.
Stumble It!
