Ryan says: I Tweeted and FB'd this, but it strikes me as really funny: "You know you haven't worn a pair of boxers in a LONG time when you go to put them on and the elastic band turns to powder when stretched."
Caroline says: Powdown'd!
Ryan says: Happened to me this morning, and I about died laughing.
Ryan says: Laughing to the point of death over powdered boxer shorts is probably a good sign that you officially have no life.
Caroline says: That and Tweeting about it.
Ryan says: Hey now, that's below the belt.
Caroline says: Below the powdered belt.
Ryan says: Those who do not Tweet are not allowed to criticize those who do.
Caroline says: Au contraire. That's EXACTLY what we're allowed to do.
Ryan says: "Below the Powdered Belt" sounds like a Dr. Suess book.
Caroline says: Go ahead
Ryan says:
Beware, if you should suffer from an irritating welt,
Should one perchance happen to appear below the powdered belt.
Caroline says: There it is.
Ryan says: Geo'owned!
Ryan says:
If the welt is severe enough, that it can even be smelt,
There is much that you should fear, below the powdered belt.