Ryan says: Do you think there are fetishists out there who are turned on by a linea negra?
Caroline says: It seems like there are fetishes for EVERYTHING, so probably.
Ryan says: That sweet, sweeeeeet linea negra.
Ryan says: *fap, fap, fap*
Caroline says: SPLORT
Ryan says: I CAN HAS SPLORT!
Caroline says: If you do it right
Ryan says: Be a good splort.
Caroline says: Best splortsmanship award goes to YOU
Ryan says: Shop at Splorts Authority.
Ryan says: Or Dick's Splorting Goods.
Caroline says: You should buy a splortscar.
Caroline says: And the license plate should, no doubt, be FAPFAP
Ryan says: Would you attend a splorting event with me?
Caroline says: Only if we had good seats.
Ryan says: We need to watch the greatest moments in splorts.
Caroline says: Splorts Bloopers would be more entertaining, me thinks.
Ryan says: I should have been a splortscaster.
Caroline says: You could call the foreplay by play.
Posted by Ryan at May 5, 2009 10:45 AM | TrackBackI'm reasonably certain that there are people with an Alpine Hat fetish. The idea just cracks me up.
Posted by: Keith at May 5, 2009 01:48 PMI don't even know what an Alpine Hat is. Is it like a Dirty Sanchez, or do I even want to know?
Posted by: Ryan at May 5, 2009 08:13 PMThink Bavarian guy wearing Lederhosen. It's the accompanying little hat with a feather.
You KNOW there are people who are incredibly turned on by that hat.
Posted by: Keith at May 6, 2009 11:00 AM
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