May 05, 2009

Fap Splort

Ryan says: Do you think there are fetishists out there who are turned on by a linea negra?

Caroline says: It seems like there are fetishes for EVERYTHING, so probably.

Ryan says: That sweet, sweeeeeet linea negra.

Ryan says: *fap, fap, fap*

Caroline says: SPLORT

Ryan says: I CAN HAS SPLORT!

Caroline says: If you do it right

Ryan says: Be a good splort.

Caroline says: Best splortsmanship award goes to YOU

Ryan says: Shop at Splorts Authority.

Ryan says: Or Dick's Splorting Goods.

Caroline says: You should buy a splortscar.

Caroline says: And the license plate should, no doubt, be FAPFAP

Ryan says: Would you attend a splorting event with me?

Caroline says: Only if we had good seats.

Ryan says: We need to watch the greatest moments in splorts.

Caroline says: Splorts Bloopers would be more entertaining, me thinks.

Ryan says: I should have been a splortscaster.

Caroline says: You could call the foreplay by play.

Posted by Ryan at May 5, 2009 10:45 AM | TrackBack

I'm reasonably certain that there are people with an Alpine Hat fetish. The idea just cracks me up.

Posted by: Keith at May 5, 2009 01:48 PM

I don't even know what an Alpine Hat is. Is it like a Dirty Sanchez, or do I even want to know?

Posted by: Ryan at May 5, 2009 08:13 PM

Think Bavarian guy wearing Lederhosen. It's the accompanying little hat with a feather.

You KNOW there are people who are incredibly turned on by that hat.

Posted by: Keith at May 6, 2009 11:00 AM
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