March 23, 2009
Plank-Like Rigor Mortis
Yep. The wife and I are in the process of replication.
Posted by Ryan at March 23, 2009 10:03 AM | TrackBackJust one? Dude, that crazy chick had 8!
Naw, wicked congrats, man. Get as much sleep as you can now. Believe me.
Posted by: Erik at March 23, 2009 10:22 AMCongratulations Ryan! There are lots of good things about being a Dad... some crappy things too, but the good far exceeds the bad. And Erik is right, even if your wife is a Saint and let's you off the hook.
Posted by: MojoMark at March 23, 2009 11:17 AMAw! Congratulations!!!
Posted by: Kim at March 23, 2009 06:44 PMDear God,
We don't know why you saw fit to bless Ryan with a child when he is still a child himself, but please, for the love of all that is holy, make the child look like it's mother. Please also keep them safe and healthy so that we may be treated to pictures of the baby butt instead of the dirty mushroom.
Please do not let his parent's wish of "I hope you have kids just like you" come true, and make the child be normal and able to function in human society. We ask this humbly and without any concern for our own eyes that will have to read the blog about baby poop, spit up or how far the pee arcs into the air if it is a boy. Thank you, Donnathedead, and the rest of the gang.
Seriously? Babies rock, congrats to you and the Missus!
Posted by: Donna at March 24, 2009 09:23 AMThat is one well-formed babby. You can already see his freakishly enormous front teeth.
Posted by: LearnedFoot at March 24, 2009 01:14 PMI admire your wife's steely resolve in letting you anywhere near her lady garden. That's gotta take some fortitude. Or a lot of tequila.
Congratulations!
Posted by: Keith at March 26, 2009 11:04 AMHeh.
Posted by: Joshua at April 7, 2009 11:02 PM
Stumble It!
