January 22, 2009

Thrusters To Full!

bfmd.jpg There was a time when all mankind really wanted was a nice bottle of Vulva to get them through their day.

Alas, we men are always looking for the next great thing we can use to humiliate ourselves. With Vulva, we made it possible for us to smell like a woman's vagina all day long (now that I think about it, I guess there's no such thing as a MAN'S vagina, so I apologize for the redundancy).

Today, at long last, there's the Digital Thrust Counting Penis Ring, because if there's one thing a man ponders after rolling off his latest sexual conquest, it's "Man, I wonder how many times I thrusted THAT time."

Be advised, my fellow males, the eventual count may be considerably less impressive than you might think. You could be setting yourself up for a major disappointment here. Plus, if you've ever had to deal with the de-bonerfying effect of putting on a condom, I imagine slipping on a thrust ticking cock ring isn't all that much better.

Posted by Ryan at January 22, 2009 02:23 PM | TrackBack

i totally thought you were going to say you wanted some of this:


Posted by: amy.leblanc at January 22, 2009 06:05 PM

HA! I thought about posting about that when it first came out, but so many other people did, I lost interest.

Posted by: Ryan at January 22, 2009 07:33 PM
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