January 21, 2009

Calling all cars

Ryan says: Working downtown is COLD!

Caroline says: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrizzle

Ryan says: 2004 called; they want their jargon back.

Caroline says: 2000 called; it wants its lame joke back.

Ryan says: 1998 called; it wanted to inform you "lame" is sooooo 1996.

Caroline says: 1984 called; it wants you to conform.

Ryan says: Oooh, how very Orwellian of you.

Ryan says: George Orwell called; he's suing you for copyright.

Caroline says: Death called; wants to remind you Orwell is dead.

Ryan says: Copyright called; they want to remind you that, under current law, copyright applies until 50 years following the author's death.

Ryan says: Lots of calls coming in today. . .

Caroline says: The D-bag club called; wants to officially invite you to join.

Ryan says: 1998 just called me; they informed me copyright was extended to 70 years after death.

Ryan says: Pathetic called; the extension was called the "Sonny Bono Act."

Caroline says: Serious cat called; wants to ask "Are you serious?"

Ryan says: I don't respond to catcalls.

Caroline says: Hiss and boo.

Ryan says: Vaudeville called; they want their hiss and boos back.

Ryan says: Actually, Vaudeville probably telegraphed. . .

Caroline says: FAIL

Posted by Ryan at January 21, 2009 10:18 AM | TrackBack

Caroline says: FAIL

You kids and your wacky internet lingo.

Posted by: Joshua at January 21, 2009 11:16 AM


Posted by: WIN at January 21, 2009 01:00 PM

You two are very lucky to have each other.

Posted by: at January 22, 2009 11:23 AM

God I lol @ you guys, I could read you two all day!

Posted by: Donna at January 22, 2009 11:33 AM
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