I'm so bloody-frickin sick of this neverending election cycle. I feel like I've been absorbing presidential election bullcrap, non-stop, since 2001. It certainly doesn't help that media organizations have glommed onto politics as their saving grace and report the shit until it's nonsensical. It's been filling my brain cells with useless information, when I could have been using those brain cells to formulate a plan for sleeping with Sarah Chalke. But, nooooooo, now I'm all married and shit. Way to go, election cycle! Dick!
Side-note to Sarah Chalke: call me.
Anyway, I think a good way to bridge the national political divide would be to call a one-week, work-free holiday immediately following the election. During one day of that week, people in town and cities across the nation should gather and meet at accepted neighborhood get-togethers and have bonfires consisting only of election signs and flyers. Have a cook-out. Play games. Just celebrate not having to hear anything about an upcoming election for one glorious week.
Mostly, though, I just want a week off work.
Posted by Ryan at September 12, 2008 10:13 AM | TrackBackSarah Chalke (new to me, btw) reminds me of a much more normal looking Olsen twin. Which is to say, she's pretty cute.
You do have the option of not paying attention the elections. I tried and got away with it for almost an entire day.
Posted by: Erik at September 12, 2008 03:24 PM
Stumble It!
