August 14, 2008

Dwarf the Groin With Me

Ryan says: “Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped ‘Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J.’”
Caroline says: WTF

Ryan says:

Caroline says: That is an awesome contest. How do we nominate Coleman?

Ryan says: I don't want Coleman winning $250!

Caroline says: Oh, good point.

Ryan says: I also like the "Groin the dwarf" paragraph.

Caroline says: That sounds like it could be a catchy saying. He really groined the dwarf on that one.

Ryan says: I was totally groining the dwarf last night.

Ryan says: Dwarving the groin?

Caroline says: Groin Dwarving is going to be an event in the 2012 Olympics.

Ryan says: I could win GOLD!

Caroline says: Splort!

Posted by Ryan at August 14, 2008 10:52 AM | TrackBack
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