As noted yesterday, Mitch Berg was so moved by this bit of off-the-charts stupidity, he felt compelled to attempt his own quest to honor Everyday Internet Heroes, and he justly hoisted LearnedFoot up as the Internet hero he most obviously is.
Today, I'm honored and humbled to be rewarded, in kind, by LearnedFoot himself. I only hope I can wear the crown of Internet hero as nobly as the honor requires.