May 08, 2008

Not To Keep Picking on the Post-Bulletin, but. . .

Caroline says: Soooooo, this wouldn't have been news if she wasn't claustrophobic?


Ryan says: I read that last night and thought the same thing.

Caroline says: News: go figure.

Ryan says: Imagine the following headline:

Ryan says: Person Fine With Tight Spaces Trapped in Elevator During Outage

Caroline says: When asked about her experience, the victim said "Yeah, I like my spaces TIGHT."

Ryan says: This could be an "Onion" article.

Caroline says: Totally.

Caroline says: Here's another great headline: "Cold spring kills Minnesota songbirds"

Caroline says: Cold spring is just about the best villian name ever.

Caroline says: or villain, whichev'

Ryan says: Cold Spring.

Ryan says: Sounds hopeful, but distant.

Caroline says: Just how I want my bottled water to be.

Ryan says: Ooh, we could start our own line of bottled water!

Ryan says: "Tantalus." Cold. Distant. Try a bottle today.

Caroline says: "Tap." Not your average tap water. Because it's in a bottle. See?

Ryan says: "Downspout." Because "Rain" was already taken, and this is the next best thing.

Caroline says: "Backwash." We just cut out the middleman for you. You're welcome.

Ryan says: "Semen." Admit it; you're considering buying a bottle.

Posted by Ryan at May 8, 2008 09:54 AM | TrackBack

Dude, you're totally taking Caroline with you when you go right? Cause who will you talk to? And who will I rotflmao at?

Posted by: Donna at May 8, 2008 08:37 PM

Howdy; I've been milling around the website several times; Thought I would jump in:)

Posted by: Occafeket at August 11, 2009 09:36 AM
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