March 11, 2008

Obligatory Spitzer Post

Ryan says:

Ryan says: That why I went into Journalism. For the chance to write puff like that.

Caroline says:No doubt.

Caroline says: "This isn't Britney Spears we're talking about. This is the governer."

Caroline says: er, governro

Caroline says: or whatever

Ryan says: Governro would make a great name for a wine.

Caroline says:It's full-bodied.

Ryan says: Enjoy the rich, sumptuous taste of Governro.

Ryan says: Each bottle only costs $4,000.

Caroline says: What a steal.

Caroline says: Prostitutes have it good. $4,300 a bang.

Ryan says: Do you get HBO?

Caroline says: Yes?

Ryan says: Do you ever watch the series "Cathouse?"

Caroline says: Can't say that I do.

Ryan says: Some of those girls rake in $40,000 A DAY.

Caroline says: How much of that do they spend on ice packs?

Ryan says: Can you imagine that kind of income?

Ryan says: No pun intended.

Caroline says: Hey-ooooh!

Posted by Ryan at March 11, 2008 10:44 AM | TrackBack

I am looking forward to "spitzered" entering the lexicon as a difficult and hypocritical John (or Elliot).

And, nice work on income. That got a guffaw that drew stares in the staffroom!

Posted by: Erik at March 11, 2008 05:17 PM
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