February 26, 2008

The Grim

Is anyone else both tired of AND curious about those ubiquitous ads asking "When will you die?"

It's a curious question; and I'm not sure I really even want to know the answer. What if I took the quiz and the answer came up "3:45 p.m. today?" Oh, CRAP!

On the one hand, I'd be dreading the clock ticking away to quarter to four, but on the other hand, if I didn't die at the calculated time, I'd forever lose my faith in online longevity calculators. It's an avoidance/avoidance conflict, really.

Posted by Ryan at February 26, 2008 11:29 AM | TrackBack

Good Lord, Ryan, you need a better job!

Posted by: Autumn at February 26, 2008 09:20 PM

What if I ask it when I'm going to die and tells me I'm already dead? Would that make me dissolve into a pile of ashes?

Or what if it said I have a day to live and I go on a crime spree to go out with a bang but don't die tomorrow? Can I sue them?

Posted by: Erik at February 28, 2008 02:44 PM
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