Rambling Rhodes

Water? Or something else. . .

Okay, you can CALL IT WATER IF YOU WANT:

TORONTO — Canadian researchers have discovered that a white, salty substance churned up by the Mars Spirit rover is the first "on-the-spot" evidence of water just beneath the surface of the Red Planet.

Or, maybe Mars just gets really churned on by rovers. . .

Huh? Huh?

Oh, come on, that's comedy gold right there.