June 08, 2007

Better Than I Could Have Hoped

Last month, I wrote:

Not content to go softly into that small jail cell, Paris then tried to rally her fans around her, preparing a petition signed by countless teenage boys and girls that was then sent on to California governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, in the hopes the good actor-turned-politician could find it within himself to issue a pardon to the partying Paris. According to one headline covering this development, "Paris' pardon plea was laughed out of the governor's office."

So, reading about all this unfolding drama is how I managed to get through my non-trust fund socialite existence last week, and I simply can't wait for June 5 to roll around.

Well, June 5 arrived, and so did June 6, and June 7, and now June 8, and I can't believe just how wonderfully fun this Paris-Hilton-in-jail story actually IS.

I mean, one day it's all like "she's in jail," and the next it's like "oh no she isn't," and the next day is like the judge saying, "oh, yes she is!" I can't keep enough popcorn on hand for all this hilarity. It's the funnest thing EVAR!

Posted by Ryan at June 8, 2007 02:06 PM | TrackBack

Experts arepuzzled by her mental state? How about this:

She's a mewling infant who has always been handed every single thing she ever wanted on a platinum platter, and now for the first time in her life, something akin to authority is telling her "No" and, like the aforementioned infant who is refused another cookie, she just can't handle it.

This is probably the best thing that could have ever happened to her, in the long run. Maybe, just maybe, she'll figure a few things out. I'm happy that second judge didn't let her get away with it.

Posted by: Stephen at June 12, 2007 03:46 PM
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