November 28, 2006

Fart Post

My farts this morning are nearly capable of tearing through the very fabric of space-time. The word "pungent" is not good enough to describe the smell of these anal emanations. An entirely new word must be conjured to adequately capture the essence of these nose hair curling abominations:


Damned Olive Garden ravioli.

Posted by Ryan at November 28, 2006 10:23 AM | TrackBack

I'm glad you're all the way over there in Minisoda. You and your brain-burning stinko exhaust.

And I may steal Pollugent (with an attribution, of course) for the Fictionarium.

Another word I recently came up with you in mind is, spattern - the unique design diarrhea makes in the toilet.

Posted by: Johnny at November 28, 2006 12:01 PM

Shouldn't that be "Splattern," with an "L?"

Posted by: Ryan at November 28, 2006 12:41 PM

I suppose it could be. I had come up with Spattern but splattern works just as well and has the sound element incorporated too.

Curse you, Rhodes, you have bested me again!

Posted by: Johnny at November 30, 2006 09:40 AM

Okay that was funny.

Posted by: Strider at December 9, 2006 01:47 PM
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