November 06, 2006

News, or poetry?

"The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path."

The man was lying on a tree stump,
Masturbating beside a nature path,

His hand went thump, thump. . . thump, thump, thump.
To the beat of his maturbatory wrath.

Whilst nature's chipmunks, bunnies and birds,
Went merrily on their happy way,

The man spoke no uttered words,
He had nothing at all to say.

Posted by Ryan at November 6, 2006 12:36 PM | TrackBack

This is the guy with the awl wrapped in electricians tape shoved up his butt, right?

I read about this on MeCha last week, funny stuff. I don't get what compelled him to do it in such a public place. I mean, dude, go twenty feet off trail and you don't get busted and sent to jail.

Did you see the one about the guy caught buggering a dead and rotting dog in front of a daycare? Yeah. It was his girlfriend's dog and it had been hit by a car four or five days earlier. The WTF? meter exploded on that one.

Posted by: Johnny at November 6, 2006 03:31 PM

The dead dog doinking daycare dude made for one of the best comment threads in recent memory.

Posted by: Ryan at November 6, 2006 03:33 PM

He should done this instead:
It opens the mouth and sticks the toe in
Or else it gets the awl again.

Posted by: at November 6, 2006 08:05 PM
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