October 04, 2006

Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept it

In response to my previous post, commenter DG wrote:

You know how I know this is fiction? Nobody likes your ass. It's more like a trainwreck, where you don't want to look but you just can't look away. Hawt? No. Horrifying? Yes.

I fear DG may be correct. So, to rectify my horrifying rectum, I thought that maybe a PhotoShop contest may be in order. If you're up to the Herculean task, try to make my ass look pretty. You can either drop a link in the comment box, or e-mail me your work at yossarian9@hotmail.com. I'll post any and all submissions, if there even are any, which there may not be.

UPDATE: As I had hoped, Jimmo came through with a fine Butticelli (his pun, not mine):


In the spirit of my ThunderJournal *lightning strike,* Rob delivered an electrifying submission:


A good God submission from Rob.


An annonymous submitter provides a nice, er, SOMETHING.


Posted by Ryan at October 4, 2006 08:32 AM | TrackBack

Yo' ass is too white and nerdy.

Posted by: simon at October 5, 2006 01:52 AM

Argh! I can never pass it up...

Posted by: Jimmo at October 5, 2006 03:53 AM

If the Dove Models are no longer in consideration, accept this as my current offering.


Posted by: seed at October 6, 2006 02:44 PM
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