October 03, 2006

My Mark Foley IM Transcript

Maf54: hey, what's up?

Assman: Um, not much. Who are you?

Maf54: Tht's nt mportant. Wt's mportant is that I saw a pic of yr ass.

Assman: Yeah, that's kind of become my signature on the Internet.

Maf54: I like yr ass.

Assman: Uh, thanks, I guess.

Maf54: I'm a U.S. representative.

Assman: That's good to know.

Maf54: From Florida.

Assman: That's a nice state.

Maf54: I represent Florida.

Assman: Yeah, I got that. Good for you.

Maf54: I rly like yr ass alot.

Assman: That's good. Look, do you have a point?

Maf54: Jst that I like yr ass, you stud.

Assman: Okay, I'm going to stop responding to your IMs now, because you're starting to creep me out.

Maf54: Can I still look at yr ass?

Assman: Sure, go ahead. Print it out. Tack it to your wall. Dance around it like a wild Indian. I don't fucking care, just leave me alone.

Maf54: LOL I'll dance around yr ass pic like a wld indian! That's hawt!

Assman: Great! I'm blocking you now.

Posted by Ryan at October 3, 2006 01:46 PM | TrackBack

It was only a matter of time.
By the way, what are you wearing? Heh.

Posted by: Donna at October 3, 2006 05:41 PM

You know how I know this is fiction? Nobody likes your ass. It's more like a trainwreck, where you don't want to look but you just can't look away. Hawt? No. Horrifying? Yes.

Posted by: DG at October 4, 2006 05:27 AM

Sorry dude, you are way too old for a pedophile like Foley.

Posted by: Johnny at October 4, 2006 08:10 PM

Respect you!Added to favorites!!Nice site!
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