Maf54: hey, what's up?
Assman: Um, not much. Who are you?
Maf54: Tht's nt mportant. Wt's mportant is that I saw a pic of yr ass.
Assman: Yeah, that's kind of become my signature on the Internet.
Maf54: I like yr ass.
Assman: Uh, thanks, I guess.
Maf54: I'm a U.S. representative.
Assman: That's good to know.
Maf54: From Florida.
Assman: That's a nice state.
Maf54: I represent Florida.
Assman: Yeah, I got that. Good for you.
Maf54: I rly like yr ass alot.
Assman: That's good. Look, do you have a point?
Maf54: Jst that I like yr ass, you stud.
Assman: Okay, I'm going to stop responding to your IMs now, because you're starting to creep me out.
Maf54: Can I still look at yr ass?
Assman: Sure, go ahead. Print it out. Tack it to your wall. Dance around it like a wild Indian. I don't fucking care, just leave me alone.
Maf54: LOL I'll dance around yr ass pic like a wld indian! That's hawt!
Assman: Great! I'm blocking you now.
Posted by Ryan at October 3, 2006 01:46 PM | TrackBackIt was only a matter of time.
By the way, what are you wearing? Heh.
You know how I know this is fiction? Nobody likes your ass. It's more like a trainwreck, where you don't want to look but you just can't look away. Hawt? No. Horrifying? Yes.
Posted by: DG at October 4, 2006 05:27 AMSorry dude, you are way too old for a pedophile like Foley.
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