August 01, 2006

Epiphany

I tallied just over 27,000 visitors to this blog last month; I was just shy of 2,000 yesterday; and it looks like I'm poised to easily surpass that today. These numbers are rather amazing to me.

And it occurred to me that this blog has pretty much obliterated any sense of personal online anonymity. Between this blog and the IBM magazine articles I've written over the years, my name is a simplistic Google search away.

When I started this thing as an outlet to strengthen my writing, I never really expected it to be viewed by 27,000 people a month. Hell, for the first year or so I was, maybe, tallying 20 views a day, with most of those being me. So, as I watched the insanity that was my Site-Meter for July, I felt more than just a little bit e-Naked. The number of people looking for my infamous ass picture truly was rather amazing. I mean. . . WHY?

Sure, I've done little experiments in hit-whoring over the years, but they've never really amounted to much. July, however, drove some fairly sobering thoughts into my head.

Firstly, any job I ever actually manage to get a sit-down interview for, I can be fairly certain that the person conducting the interview will have read at least some portion of my blog in preparation. And that's assuming they'd ever want a sit-down interview in the first place, considering the crassness and potty humor on display here.

Secondly, I'm not sure there's any going back at this point. Oh, I suppose I could, someday, if the traffic gets too scary, take all of this down, pour gas on it, and strike a match (a la Plain Layne/Odin Soli), but Google, specifically, and the Internet in general tends to remember ALL. I can never really expect to say "nope, didn't do it; there's nothing to see here; ignore all that excremental humor."

Thirdly, I can't fool myself: there's a very bigly part of me that really wants to see how wild and crazy this blog traffic can get. Sure, it could all just be an anomalous month or so of increased traffic, but it could also continue growing and growing as the Internet thirst for my ass picture reaches infinite proportions.

Finally, I've said it before, but it really is true: the Inter-Web is weird. I mean, why this blog? It's nonsensical, infantile, crass, un-focused and not at all visually compelling. Compared to a lot of blogs on my usual-read list, this blog sucks the mighty wang, and yet those blogs get 1/5 the traffic. It makes no sense.

All this thinkering could be pointless, of course, because as I noted, it could all just be a fluke month of unusually high traffic. But, having just tallied my 1,080th visitor at 1:30 p.m., there's part of me that thinks it may be here to stay.

Posted by Ryan at August 1, 2006 12:32 PM | TrackBack
Comments

So my using a pseudonym wasn't such a terrible idea afterall, was it?

Its strange how there can be waves upon waves of visitors looking for one particular bit of info and they all come right through your front door looking for it.

Here's hoping some of them stick around for the fun that is Rambling Rhodes. Especially the hot ones!

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at August 1, 2006 02:24 PM

Somehow, I just don't think people coming here looking for a picture of the Dirty Mushroom could possibly be hot.

Posted by: Ryan at August 1, 2006 02:59 PM

Secondly, I'm not sure there's any going back at this point. Oh, I suppose I could, someday, if the traffic gets too scary, take all of this down, pour gas on it, and strike a match (a la Plain Layne/Odin Soli), but Google, specifically, and the Internet in general tends to remember ALL. I can never really expect to say "nope, didn't do it; there's nothing to see here; ignore all that excremental humor."

That's pretty much what I did. Of course, it wasn't completely succesful. A simple Google Search for my name still turns up my website with a description that no longer applies, as well as some of my blog entries that got reposted elsewhere.

I figure at some point I'll have to start a completely boring blog and post thousands of entries that can't possibly be considered offensive by anyone to drown out some of the old shit out there on Google.

Posted by: DG at August 1, 2006 04:34 PM

I read this blog because you writes good.

Posted by: Keith at August 2, 2006 08:10 AM

Why can't *female* bloggers post pictures of their posteriors? Life is so unfair.

Posted by: Baxter at August 2, 2006 03:20 PM

ignore all that excremental humor

Because you cover all the other bodily functions as well.


and a new tag line for ya: Putting the 'mental' back in 'excremental'

Posted by: Rob@L&R at August 2, 2006 06:55 PM

@,000 a day? Dude, I've got to get me some ass pictures on my blog pronto!

Posted by: Strider at August 3, 2006 02:24 PM
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