Have you ever noticed there's no food that's NOT considered a culprit when it comes to bad farts?
Think about it. If you have a pretty bad bout of rotten gas, people will invariably say something along the lines of "What did you eat, man?" And there's really no answer you can give that will result in anything other than "Oh, well, THAT explains it."
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"What did you eat, man?"
"Well, I had Mexican last night."
"Oh, well, THAT explains it.
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"What did you eat, man?"
"Well, I had raspberries last night."
"Oh, well, THAT explains it.
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"What did you eat, man?"
"Well, I sucked on a horseshoe last night."
"Oh, well, THAT explains it.
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"What did you eat, man?"
"Well, I drank some water last night."
"Oh, well, THAT explains it.
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Everything causes bad farts. EVERYTHING.
I can't believe I didn't realize that until just now.
Posted by Ryan at June 8, 2006 02:07 PM | TrackBackI thought it was all the nitrogen in the air.
Posted by: Keith at June 9, 2006 12:31 PM
Stumble It!
