GIRLFRIEND: What does it feel like to have a boner?
ME: Like you have to do something about it.
Posted by Ryan at April 4, 2005 11:48 AMLOL...that ain't right.
Posted by: Desult at April 4, 2005 12:34 PMIt's true though. Pop wood, do something with it or lose it.
In fact, here's a new slogan.
Boners: Use 'em or lose 'em.
Posted by: Johnny Huh? at April 4, 2005 01:18 PMDear Ryan:
I'm bored. Entertain me immediately.
Sincerely,
Joshua Norton
Emperor of the United States and
Protector of Mexico
Damn Josh, he said he had a woody, what more do you want from him, another picture of the the dirty mushroom? Please, God, NOOOO!
Posted by: Donna at April 4, 2005 09:33 PMSpeaking of dirty mushroom, I think scratchymonkey has Ryan beat in the post-your-own-ass genre of blogging (see 1 2 3).
Mind you, I was not actively searching for these. I just happened to come across -- er, stumble upon them while browsing her blog. Pure happenstance, I assure you.
Pshaw, Etienne, she's trying to be all artsy and stuff. Hardly the phenomenon that the dirty mushroom has become.
And, no, I'm not jealous or anything.
She does have a nice ass though.
Posted by: Ryan at April 5, 2005 09:50 AMThis is me resisting the urge to Photoshop Ryan's ass into the scratchmonkey pictures.
Or vice versa.
See how much I've grown up since I got married? How mature I've become?
Oh yeah.
Posted by: Joshua at April 5, 2005 12:11 PMhardly trying to be arty! c'mon, i couldnt be arty if i tried. Etienne, you missed a couple other ass shots in my pix page. No worries, they are still there to be found.
I want to see this "Ryan"s ass in my photos..i think that would redefine high brow art.
Posted by: scratchymonkey at April 5, 2005 05:01 PMdavidgrenier.com/images/artymushroom2.jpg
Posted by: David Grenier at April 6, 2005 12:27 PMHow'd that dude get in my room????
Talk about arty!!! the color and b/w together are truly something else.
Posted by: scratchymonkey at April 6, 2005 09:36 PMI want to see this "Ryan"s ass in my photos..
Uh, scratchymonkey, never has the old proverb "be careful what you wish for..." been more apt. Give me a few minutes, and you'll see what I mean...
Ok, I posted the composite pic in the "Like Matter..." thread above. Heh heh.
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