April 04, 2005


GIRLFRIEND: What does it feel like to have a boner?

ME: Like you have to do something about it.

Posted by Ryan at April 4, 2005 11:48 AM

LOL...that ain't right.

Posted by: Desult at April 4, 2005 12:34 PM

It's true though. Pop wood, do something with it or lose it.

In fact, here's a new slogan.

Boners: Use 'em or lose 'em.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at April 4, 2005 01:18 PM

Dear Ryan:

I'm bored. Entertain me immediately.

Joshua Norton
Emperor of the United States and
Protector of Mexico

Posted by: Joshua at April 4, 2005 03:38 PM

Damn Josh, he said he had a woody, what more do you want from him, another picture of the the dirty mushroom? Please, God, NOOOO!

Posted by: Donna at April 4, 2005 09:33 PM

Speaking of dirty mushroom, I think scratchymonkey has Ryan beat in the post-your-own-ass genre of blogging (see 1 2 3).

Mind you, I was not actively searching for these. I just happened to come across -- er, stumble upon them while browsing her blog. Pure happenstance, I assure you.

Posted by: Etienne at April 5, 2005 09:31 AM

Pshaw, Etienne, she's trying to be all artsy and stuff. Hardly the phenomenon that the dirty mushroom has become.

And, no, I'm not jealous or anything.

She does have a nice ass though.

Posted by: Ryan at April 5, 2005 09:50 AM

This is me resisting the urge to Photoshop Ryan's ass into the scratchmonkey pictures.

Or vice versa.

See how much I've grown up since I got married? How mature I've become?

Oh yeah.

Posted by: Joshua at April 5, 2005 12:11 PM

hardly trying to be arty! c'mon, i couldnt be arty if i tried. Etienne, you missed a couple other ass shots in my pix page. No worries, they are still there to be found.

I want to see this "Ryan"s ass in my photos..i think that would redefine high brow art.

Posted by: scratchymonkey at April 5, 2005 05:01 PM


Posted by: David Grenier at April 6, 2005 12:27 PM

How'd that dude get in my room????

Talk about arty!!! the color and b/w together are truly something else.

Posted by: scratchymonkey at April 6, 2005 09:36 PM

I want to see this "Ryan"s ass in my photos..

Uh, scratchymonkey, never has the old proverb "be careful what you wish for..." been more apt. Give me a few minutes, and you'll see what I mean...

Posted by: Etienne at April 6, 2005 11:47 PM

Ok, I posted the composite pic in the "Like Matter..." thread above. Heh heh.

Posted by: Etienne at April 7, 2005 12:10 AM
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