December 08, 2004


Bush to MLB: take 'strong steps' on steroids

Well, that might require more steroids, but okay.

Posted by Ryan at December 8, 2004 04:38 PM

In a related story Bush claimed, "Listen cocaine is for college-use only. Alcohol is for professional sports". He then named his Yale pledgemaster as defense secretary of athletics. Eugene Snorky, or as his college brothers knew him, "Snorty" will now be in charge of monitoring pro-athletic drug use through personally testing all the drugs that the athletes plan on using.

I'm sorry... that just came out bitter and I was hoping for humor :-(

Posted by: e. at December 9, 2004 11:00 AM
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