just mroe reason to be in love wiht ur site. that was birllaint, i remember though, the last time i looked at the onion there was an article apperently written by a prefessor, about how porn has gone downhill, and no matter how hard u look u just cant find the quality u used to be able to get. anyway, very funny, but the sock line could have been omited. lol.
~kim
Posted by: kimberly at November 25, 2004 10:26 PMThe onion:
"Plumbing isn't as glamorous as the porn industry makes it out to be"
Posted by: Tim at November 26, 2004 01:10 AMC'mon, Ryan - you know full well that every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Imagine if it was one of YOUR kittens. What then, eh? What would the girlfriend say? What would YOU say to HER? There's only one solution . . .
Posted by: Simon at November 26, 2004 04:37 AM