September 21, 2004
More Nonsense From Caroline And Me
Caroline says: Man, I'm reading the FAQ part of Dan Brown's site. If you think he drops info into his books, you should see his answers to these questions. Blah blah blah...
Ryan says: I bet.
Ryan says: Mental masturbation, I believe they call it.
Caroline says: I bet he got beat up a lot in school.
Ryan says: "Sure, my nose is bloody because you punched me, but did you know that blood is made up of hemoglobin, meaning 'hemo' for blood and 'globin,' which is a derivative of 'goblin,' which is a derivative of 'goblet.' So, in essence, 'hemoglobin' means 'blood goblet,' which of course means 'Holy Grail. Therefore, you just beat the Holy Grail out of me."
Caroline says: This is what I'm saying.
Caroline says: Seriously, check out his FAQ when you get a chance.
Ryan says: It all comes back to the Holy Grail.
Caroline says: Usually.
UPDATE: Here's a picture of the crazed co-worker known as Caroline, in case you're interested. Note the large ears, big teeth and huge nose. Other than that, she's okay to look at, I guess.
Granted, she's no Elisha Cuthbert. Elisha Cuthbert . Elisha Cuthbert . Elisha Cuthbert . Elisha Cuthbert . Elisha Cuthbert . Elisha Cuthbert .
Posted by Ryan at September 21, 2004 09:52 AMNot too shabby. I wish I had some eye candy at work. For me it's an assload of guys, a 40-ish woman, and a 30 year old lady who just had a kid. Yeah, there's absolutely no eye candy here.
You bastard..........
Posted by: Rick at September 21, 2004 11:59 AMI wouldn't say she's eye candy. She's more like an early-morning eye booger.
Posted by: Ryan at September 21, 2004 12:11 PM......I don't think you realize the absolute dearth of females to look at where I work. If she was working here, she would be a 10+ in comparison to the sausagefest that is my place of employment.
Posted by: Rick at September 21, 2004 12:46 PMI could give Caroline $20 and see if she'll drop by your place of employ to do a strip tease.
Posted by: Ryan at September 21, 2004 12:51 PMA man could easily fall in love.
caroline looks pretty hot. further research is imperative.
Posted by: seed at September 21, 2004 02:13 PMAs long as I don't have to pay you the $20 back, I'm game.... just don't tell my girlfriend.
Posted by: Rick at September 21, 2004 02:21 PM
Stumble It!
