Rambling Rhodes

THat was me. I typed "ryan rhodes is an ass" and google replied:

The following words are very common and were not included in your search: is an. Here are your results for ryan rhodes ass.

Then I replied:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Needless to say, I need to be more careful with my keywords in the future. Boy, do I need to be more careful.

Actually, that was me. Someone brought up your ass picture somewhere (I think in relation to the quite lovely pictures of our volleyball team) and I thought to myself "I wonder if Ryan's ass is the number one hit for 'Ryan's Ass' or at least 'Ryan Rhode's Ass'."

Which is even funnier to me because my friend Chris used to say that there was a website for *everything* these days. Even his ass had it's own website. ChrisGualsAss.com.

Damn, I was going to do the Google thing.

Anyway, maybe they were looking for your old porn you made in Mexico with that donkey?

Hey, what I did with that donkey is my own business and nobody else's. Juan Valdez lost the donkey to me fair and square after a hand of five card draw. Besides, it wasn't even Mexico. I remember being five miles inside the border of Guatemala, being shot at by Mexican police and Guatemalan freedom fighters, and I remember the president (Woodrow Wilson, I clearly remember) telling the American public that that donkey fucker Rhodes was safely locked in a maximum security prison in Utah. I have that memory, which is seared - SEARED - in me.

Heh.

You didn't tell them that you were a close personal friend of Joshua Norton, emperor of the US, and protector of Mexico?
You would have only gotten raped 7 times in jail instead of 3.
The donkey would have gotten to watch though.
Your poor, very most famous ass.

Sorry, that was me googling on ryan+rhodes+ass - I was looking for some of your legendary political commentary . . .

Hi, my name is also Ryan Rhode but with out the Rhodes. Most people for some reason automatically add the s onto it though. Now I know why. I live in Canada and I hope you dont live very close to me or our mail would get screwed up. Jeeze this world is definately over populated.