Hey, homeslice. What's goin' down in da hood?
Sup?
Oh, I was just passing by, and I thought I'd drop in and see what's new in your lives.
Oh, that's so sweet. You're the sweetest thing in all the whole world!
The girl speaks da truth! Y'all are sweeter than a 22-year-old chick's ass in spandex! Slip me some skin, bro!
Um. . . okay. You feeling all right today, Mitch?
Damn straight up, G! I can't yap it up about pol'tics all the time, y'know? Sometimes I gotta just chill out and try keepin' it real.
I think that's soooo cute! You're the cutest thing in all the whole world!
Oh yeah? How cute do y'all think I am? Maybe you want to show ol' Mitch how cute he is, eh?
Oh, maybe later.
All righty then. Well, I'll just leave you two alone. Maybe I'll see you two around later, huh?
Any time you sweet, wonderful, awesome guy, you!
I'll be here chillin' for awhile. Look me up any time, bro.
Okay. Bye guys. Now, I have to go bother Joshua and convince that paranoid man to put up a portrait of himself, even though I suspect that, after reading this, there's no chance in hell he will.
UPDATE: Oh, and I did this in tribute to the now-defunct Plain Layne:
Ehhhh, close enough.
UPDATE, THE SEQUAL: A Q&A that leaves one with more Qs than As. Joshua's on the case, though, so never fear.
Posted by Ryan at July 29, 2004 10:02 AMI'll have mine up today. It turned out ok. It's kind of eerie seeing all of these virtual representations of people....
Posted by: Rick at July 29, 2004 11:25 AMI checked out the link and realized that I didn't have a couple of hours to kill making my cartoon avatar. But maybe I'll get some time over the weekend.
Posted by: Johnny Huh? at July 29, 2004 12:18 PMClose enough indeed. The nose clinched it.
Posted by: Lily at July 29, 2004 05:09 PMNice, shame they didn't have some buck teeth to toss in too.
And the link to the post where Joshua shreds Odin for his "interpretation" of reality has been deleted. He's such a predictable little jackass, isn't he?
Posted by: Johnny Huh? at August 2, 2004 03:37 PM