May 05, 2004

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See? I'm a smoking hot specimen of male hunkiness with or without the stache and goatee. I think.

Posted by Ryan at May 5, 2004 08:55 PM

I don't think the problem was the stache, it was the eyebrows. Bring the stache back and trim the brows back a bit.

Posted by: Jim at May 5, 2004 09:11 PM

Only a man who has never tried trimming his eyebrows would make a statement like that. I'd rather pluck randomly at my pubes.

Posted by: Ryan at May 5, 2004 09:26 PM

smoking hot indeed!

Posted by: D at May 5, 2004 11:40 PM

I'm just grateful this pic was taken above the waistline.

Posted by: Layne at May 6, 2004 06:40 AM

now your teeth look a little tobacco stained.

Posted by: at May 6, 2004 08:33 AM

But. . . I don't smoke or chew, so that ain't possible. Truth be told, it's just a totally awful picture of me, but oh well.

Posted by: Ryan at May 6, 2004 09:18 AM

I agree, its not a good picture of you. I like the dirty mushroom better.

Posted by: at May 6, 2004 09:25 AM

Yeah, the Dirty Mushroom was pretty much photographic artistry at its peak.

Posted by: Ryan at May 6, 2004 09:36 AM

maybe more like its bottom

Posted by: at May 6, 2004 10:03 AM

Oh boy, its remote control Ryan!

Now take a picture of you hopping on one foot! Now you doing the hokey pokey!

This is actually a damned funny pic. Your expression and not one but two fingers is excellent. Nice choice on the sweatshirt too! Haha, this is a great start to my day!

I think I'm going to start posting captions.

"Oh yeah, baby, I can pick each side at the same time!"

"Who ate the last cookie? I did, I did, I did. Hahaha!"

"Freshly shaved mustache with bionic finger lasers!"

"No officer, I'm not drunk, look I can point to my nose no problem!"

More to come.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 6, 2004 10:08 AM

What have I done? Oh well, might as well join in the fun.

"Preparing to pinch the biggest zit in history: my head."

Posted by: Ryan at May 6, 2004 10:13 AM

"look ma, soiled teeth"

Posted by: at May 6, 2004 10:39 AM

Oooh a big tough cowardly anonymous snarker. Do you feel loved, Ryan?

Oh wait,

"Who me? Oh yeah, you wish you had all of this! Oh yeah!"

"ET, phone home!"

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 6, 2004 11:29 AM

You look like a mad man. I just saying.

Posted by: lily at May 6, 2004 11:43 AM

You shouldn't taunt us mad men, Lily. We know where you live, and we like to eat human liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. Fffttffttffttt!

Posted by: Ryan at May 6, 2004 01:20 PM

I am soooooo trembling in fear.

Posted by: lily at May 6, 2004 02:30 PM

To all those who have taken this opportunity to hassle the poor guy: I'm in no position to criticize you. But if I was, I would.

Otherhow, you have to admit: he looks a lot better without the 'stache.

Posted by: Joshua at May 6, 2004 04:48 PM

Thanks to my amazing ability to think nothing but good things about myself, such criticisms of my gorgeous mug dribble off me like water down a duck's back.

Posted by: Ryan at May 6, 2004 04:54 PM

Dude! I don't care if gays get married or not either. When do you usually get off work?

Posted by: Bob at May 6, 2004 08:41 PM

"Hey look me, I'm Uncle Fester's younger, hotter, smoking specimen of manly manliness!"

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 7, 2004 09:46 AM

i'm assuming that your choice of sweatshirt was also no accident, you smoking hot specimen of wild perfection.

Posted by: leblanc at May 7, 2004 03:26 PM

I think you've got the most beautiful skull.

Posted by: Gudy at May 9, 2004 03:37 PM

A great comment, Gudy! Now who did you steal that line from???
Hey Ryan, I would appreciate more pictures of your beautiful girlfriend...

Posted by: amelia at May 10, 2004 03:44 PM

Plain Layne, of course.

Posted by: Gudy at May 11, 2004 06:03 AM

You know what you need?

A gold tooth.

Posted by: David Grenier at May 11, 2004 07:54 AM
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