Rambling Rhodes

I don't think the problem was the stache, it was the eyebrows. Bring the stache back and trim the brows back a bit.

Only a man who has never tried trimming his eyebrows would make a statement like that. I'd rather pluck randomly at my pubes.

smoking hot indeed!

I'm just grateful this pic was taken above the waistline.

now your teeth look a little tobacco stained.

But. . . I don't smoke or chew, so that ain't possible. Truth be told, it's just a totally awful picture of me, but oh well.

I agree, its not a good picture of you. I like the dirty mushroom better.

Yeah, the Dirty Mushroom was pretty much photographic artistry at its peak.

maybe more like its bottom

Oh boy, its remote control Ryan!

Now take a picture of you hopping on one foot! Now you doing the hokey pokey!

This is actually a damned funny pic. Your expression and not one but two fingers is excellent. Nice choice on the sweatshirt too! Haha, this is a great start to my day!

I think I'm going to start posting captions.

"Oh yeah, baby, I can pick each side at the same time!"

"Who ate the last cookie? I did, I did, I did. Hahaha!"

"Freshly shaved mustache with bionic finger lasers!"

"No officer, I'm not drunk, look I can point to my nose no problem!"

More to come.

What have I done? Oh well, might as well join in the fun.

"Preparing to pinch the biggest zit in history: my head."

"look ma, soiled teeth"

Oooh a big tough cowardly anonymous snarker. Do you feel loved, Ryan?

Oh wait,

"Who me? Oh yeah, you wish you had all of this! Oh yeah!"

"ET, phone home!"

You look like a mad man. I just saying.

You shouldn't taunt us mad men, Lily. We know where you live, and we like to eat human liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. Fffttffttffttt!

I am soooooo trembling in fear.

To all those who have taken this opportunity to hassle the poor guy: I'm in no position to criticize you. But if I was, I would.

Otherhow, you have to admit: he looks a lot better without the 'stache.

Thanks to my amazing ability to think nothing but good things about myself, such criticisms of my gorgeous mug dribble off me like water down a duck's back.

Dude! I don't care if gays get married or not either. When do you usually get off work?

"Hey look me, I'm Uncle Fester's younger, hotter, smoking specimen of manly manliness!"

i'm assuming that your choice of sweatshirt was also no accident, you smoking hot specimen of wild perfection.

I think you've got the most beautiful skull.

A great comment, Gudy! Now who did you steal that line from???
Hey Ryan, I would appreciate more pictures of your beautiful girlfriend...

Plain Layne, of course.

You know what you need?

A gold tooth.